New Car Smell

Let’s face it guys, after midnight, this whole fucking place turns into a pumpkin, and you guys all turn back into mice… This is a classic Cinderella tale here. Ya know, Peter Pan will no longer be a man, he’ll turn into a real boy. George Washington will never be able to cut down the beanstalk. You guys will eventually just go back to bein’ the shittiest Mexican baseball team in Mexico…