New Car Smell

May 22

That redhead on the Wendy’s commercials annoys the living fuck outta me. 

May 20

I told myself that I was not going to waste my time on the internet today. 

Guess what I’m doing right now?

May 18

I’m playing Civ 5 and listening to Shaggy songs. 

May 16

I haven’t really played TF2 in about a year (maybe more). I just finished a match as spy. I am literally trembling from the adrenaline rush. Should I be ashamed of that? Maybe. 

May 13

(Source: norwegian-blue, via wizardwaffles)

May 12

[video]

May 07

[video]

Venture Bros.: The Story So Far - IGN Video -

soulbots:

Gary, of “The Atomic Comic Collection Connection”, tries to breathlessly sum up four seasons of the Venture Bros.”

Important.

I once tried summarizing this show to two of my friends. The problem? I was intoxicated. They just sat there with their mouths open while I rambled on for the better part of an hour about how incredible The Venture Bros. is. 

This video does a much better job. 

(Source: fuckyeahdochammer)

May 05

Spending this Sunday cleaning out my closet. 
While going through everything, I noticed a trend. It looks like I’m into color a lot more than I used to be. And to further support this argument, nearly everything I’m donating is black. 

Spending this Sunday cleaning out my closet. 

While going through everything, I noticed a trend. It looks like I’m into color a lot more than I used to be. And to further support this argument, nearly everything I’m donating is black. 

May 03

Fuckin’ Spoilers

Not everybody can/wants to see a movie the instant it comes out. But thanks to a former Facebook friend, I already know the plot of Iron Man 3. 

Real cool. 

May 02

I liked superheroes before it was cool.

May 01

So I had to buy a belt…

Losing 20 lbs will do that to you. Plus, it was cheaper than buying all new pants. 

(Yeah, that’s right. I’m bragging. So what?)

Created a new reddit account. Subscribed to about 40 subreddits in the last 15 minutes. 

This time I’m doing it right. 

Apr 30

whisperoftheshot replied to your post: I’m pretty sure I’ll end up deconstructing all my…
i read this as desks at first, then realized it was magic, then thought itd be funny if you were going to deconstruct your decks as in porches or patios.

Saturday rolls around and I just start unscrewing everything like a maniac… 

I’m pretty sure I’ll end up deconstructing all my decks this weekend. I’m way too OCD for this Magic shit.