My tumblr is dying. Damn.
And today in zombie news, NJ man hacks himself...
iheartchaos: And in news about crazy, probably drugged up and definitely crazy motherfuckers, earlier this week, a man in Hackensack, New Jersey barricaded himself in a room, sliced his belly open and started hurling chunks of his own intestines at police. Read More
I always feel so guilty when I don't get anything...
But if I didn’t need to do anything, then I shouldn’t feel guilty. Right? Ah screw it. I’m going back to floating in the pool.
Miami police shoot naked man chewing on another...
iheartchaos: When the zombies started attacking, you knew it would happen in Florida. Saturday afternoon, Miami police fatally shot a man on a highway on ramp who was naked and chewing someone’s face off. Read More
Memorial Day Weekend - the unofficial start to summer. Tomorrow I will try my best to get out of work by noon. Unfortunately, you can’t avoid the inevitable, and I will get stuck in benny traffic at one point or another. So I plan on blasting some really annoying music with the windows down, just because I can. So far I have this and this. But I need more! Suggestions?
My Mom hates Siri...
My Mom: Hey Siri, how come you're a dumb bitch?
Siri: I'm just trying to help you.
Diablo 3 is going to explode my computer.
All I did was load it up and my tower started to sound like a lawn mower.
On a side note, I’m DD. So I’ll just have to watch the craziness unfold. Or I’m going to sit around playing roulette all night.
Atlantic City for the night!
The plan is to stay out late. But not so late that they are serving breakfast at McDonald’s.
Black Widow Problem
My Dad killed three so far. Two on the same day. As if I needed another reason to be afraid of spiders.
NBC Will Reportedly Gently Cancel 30 Rock, Parks... →
Well how do you like that? Canceling three fantastic shows, yet they wouldn’t just end The Office with Steve Carell’s departure. This is sad news.
Don't piss me off or I might have to do a good...
Tonight I went to the Chegg with my siblings and cousins. Wednesday night is wing night, so naturally it is busier than normal. Now wing night tends to attract a certain crowd - those douchebag bros who have a sense of entitlement because they go to the gym, have tribal tattoos, and wear trucker hats backwards. (You know the assholes I’m talking about.) Well it just so happened that we were...
I reactivated my Facebook so that the “People” tile showed that I do indeed have friends.
The Avengers 3D… TONIGHT!
So about that Portal gun replica I wanted... →
Batshit Crazy Dream Time!
Usually I can relate my dreams to how I am feeling. Stressed, happy, depressed, scared, etc. No matter how weird they are, I can always come up with an explanation based on my conscious mind. Not this one though. It started out with me and my cousin on the beach building massive sandcastles. It turns out that we were skipping school because neither of us wanted to do our presentation. As the...
Choking on your own spit really brings you down a couple notches.
clavid: HELP I CANT BREATHE I can’t explain why this is so damn funny.