New Car Smell

I have mentioned before that I am working towards paying off my student loans. Now, the loan company doesn’t really want me to pay off the loans because they won’t make as much interest. Which is why I don’t need to make a payment on my one loan until February 2016.

I was all ready to close out that loan this month, and guess what? They never sent me a statement. Most likely hoping that I would somehow forget about paying it off until February 2016 when the accrued interest would be upwards of $3,000.00. Well fuck that. I paid that shit off. They are not getting an extra penny of interest from me anymore. Fucking scam. 

Student loan companies just keep complaining about how so many loans are not getting paid because college graduates can’t afford it. Then you have people like me who giving them two weeks worth of pay and they don’t fucking want it. Because they want me to pay more. 

Maybe I’m exaggerating a bit. (Just a bit.) But damn. Pisses me off. 

He puked outside the car on someone’s driveway. Now he is in the bathroom laying down. I can’t tell if my eyes are opened or not. 

Success!

There’s tax on animal skeletons. 

Thanks a lot, tumblr. 

I admit it. I have the hots for the Red Priestess. 

Chances are I’m going to go to bed angry at Joffrey. 

I should really go to the store to buy a new cell phone today, but:

1. It’s raining out. 

2. I want to play video games. 

3. I could just order the phone online. 

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sweet shit, ive got the shotgun and the barricade as well.

The shotgun is great. I do not regret purchasing it. The kids in Toys R Us were really jealous. 

Not unclogged. Fixed. As in, I lifted up the top part and fiddle around with the inner workings until I figured out what the problem was. And then I fixed it. 

This is what happens when you’re wide awake at 2:00 AM. You go around the house repairing plumbing fixtures. 

So my bank is going to charge me $7.00 a month if I don’t keep $1,500.00 in my checking account or if I don’t receive $500.00 direct deposits for every statement period. 

What. The. Fuck. 

What new service are they providing me if I pay them the $7.00 a month?

Trick question. 

They aren’t providing me anything new or beneficial that I don’t have already. 

Stupid crap.