Well I haven’t done this in a while… I’m going to kick some ass.
Why I shouldn't eat lunch at my desk.
I had a client call in and I spoke with her for 15 minute with a wad of chewed food in my mouth. I was afraid to finish chewing because I didn’t know what sound it might make.
My sister is going to Germany for two weeks to sight-see, live with a German family - stuff like that. I walked out of my room, and heard her talking about a theme park she is going to. I was just about to make a really terrible, politically incorrect, joke about one of the rides there. You know, involving the Holocaust or Hitler. Something in poor taste I’m sure. My mouth was forming the...
My cousin said that guys have "a time of the...
My Cousin: Well don't you get moody and grumpy once in a while?
Me: All the damn time.
Going to the Odd Future show tomorrow...
at the Electric Factory in Philly. I’m pretty psyched. Work is going to be stressful this week, so I’m glad I get to go crazy for a little bit this weekend. As always I will try to tweet all the interesting things that occur/mean nicknames I come up with for people. Follow if you want to.
I apologize for my dying blog.
Being a grown-up sucks!
I have the house to myself tonight.
Order a bacon chicken ranch pizza. Pick up a case of Shiner Bock Black Lager. Play Mass Effect 3 until my eyes burn. Take a whirlpool bath. Finish re-watching Game of Thrones. Stay up ‘til 4:00 AM I’m really tempted to drink beer and eat pizza while in the bathtub. I think I’d have a lot of fun.
I never used to give a shit about Mondays.
Now that I have a real job, Mondays really do suck. And I don’t enjoy Sunday night because I’m too busy thinking about Monday. I hate Mondays.
Another satisfying, yet stressful, episode of The...
I don’t remember breathing for the last 5 minutes.
I could sit at home all day and watch Ninja Warrior. Even though I wouldn’t want to. And the same can be said for Cops.
Why I should not have purchased freeze-dried...
When I shook the bag, it sounded like broken glass. When I opened the bag, it smelled like fish food. There is a ton of sugar in a single serving. They tasted awful. My dog didn’t like them. So I couldn’t even use them as treats. And she eats my cat’s shit.
I'm hoping this is the last "indoor" weekend.
You better be warm, next weekend. I have trails to hike and geocaches to find.
In other news...
I picked up Mass Effect 3 after work today. So I’ll see you tumblr folks after I save the world. Or blow it up. Or whatever happens at the end.
My cat just drooled on me.
He just kept on walking all over me while I tried to restock my Tiny Tower. I gave into his cuteness and laid down on my bed to pet him. Then he drooled on me. I watched as the spit slowly poured out of his mouth. It would have landed on my face if I didn’t move quick enough. You’re gross Lynx.
Another post about dreams
[[MORE]] For the past three nights I have had dreams in which I meet up with people from my past. In the first dream I became really good friends with a girl that I somewhat admired in high school. It’s funny because I completely forgot about her until I had that dream. In the second dream I reconciled with someone who I had a falling out with. And in the third dream I stood up for myself...
I definitely didn't see that coming.
Carl. Why are you always fucking up shit?