October 2011
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Oct 1st
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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I don't practice santeria, I ain't got no crystal...
My Dad: Do you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Me: This isn't Red Hot Chili Peppers.
My Dad: It's not?
Me: Nope. And I don't like Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Sep 30th
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Going to the comic book store...
Yippee. 
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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I purchased 1/2 lb. of Chocolate Bacon Fudge
It tastes like magic. Sweet, tangy, magic.  This shit should be illegal. 
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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mikerickson replied to your post: Embarrassing Story of the Week Your boss lets you drive his SUV? He insists upon it. I think I only drove my car once to meet a client. He says its for insurance reasons. Whatever. 
Sep 24th
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Embarrassing Story of the Week
Yesterday I had to drop off proofs to one of my boss’s biggest clients. As always, I was driving his SUV. I parked near the main entrance to the office. As I put the keys into my pocket, I accidently hit the panic button. And I couldn’t shut it off. Everybody in the parking lot was staring at me. I had to call my boss and he laughed at me.
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
My Dad is playing his Queen albums.  Sweet. 
Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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“You mean a gigolo?”
–  My Mom (confused as hell)
Sep 22nd
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“Dad’s a juggalo.”
–  Ryan (my brother)
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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I’m home from my first business trip! There is so much to tell. I’ll take care of that tomorrow.  For now, I’m going to bed. 
Sep 19th
Plugging my Twitter.  →
Check it out. For science.
Sep 17th
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Going to a con tomorrow...
A small business con! Hell yeah!!!  I wish it had a sweet name though. Something like: Pittsburgh BizzCon 2011: The Real Deal! And I wish that the panels had cool names too. Like: Shake those Moneymakers  or Selling shit… FOR PROFIT! or  Making it Rain - an educational seminar And I REALLY wish that there’s kick-ass dance music with a phat beat before every lesson. Just...
Sep 16th
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Sep 14th
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I saved a praying mantis. What did you do today?
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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"Forever Alone" Involuntary Flash Mob →
This is great. 
Sep 14th
BRB… Creating the worst playlist ever. 
Sep 14th
I need to go out to buy business casual outfits.
It’s times like these I wish I had a moral support buddy.  I friggin’ hate shopping by myself…
Sep 13th
Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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I hate all the assholes in the Olive Garden...
Sep 12th
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Sep 11th
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I have Facebook friends who are STILL obsessing over their high school years. To give you all a frame of reference, I am 24. We all graduated in 2005. Most of us have graduated college and have some sort of career. Yet after 6 years, they are overcome by their high school personas, which weren’t that cool to begin with.  Why am I not surprised by this? And why am I the one telling people to...
Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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WatchWatch
salutsalope: 1dscowman: h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s: accio-hilson-klaine: sophiaaaaaa: justheath: thisisbullcrap: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I LAUGHED THIS HARD. LMFAOOOO BEST VIDEO EVER Mother of God…will that kid be OK??? IT’S SO HORRIBLE HOW I LAUGHED OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH OMFG what even is this?? is he still alive?? I cried from laughing…. poor guy :S Fact: You are a horrible...
Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
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Well...
I’ve reached the Water Temple. I know what I’ll be doing on my next day off…
Sep 5th
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