Early morning rant.
I’m about 30 minutes from a comic book store. AND half of the ones shown on Google Maps aren’t even comic book stores. They are like Magic the Gathering gathering places. Or some guy’s house that sells things. And then there is a “collectible” shop where you can buy coins. I never understood the whole concept of “buying” coins. Not gonna lie, I had a...
Are we watching “Attack of the Conchords” tonight?– My Mom
Updating my Boss on an order...
Me: "All of this can go out today."
My Boss: "Did you check it all?"
My Boss: "Double checked it?"
Me: "Yep. It's all set."
My Boss: *Jabs me in the ribs*
"You're a star"
While getting a big order together...
My Boss: "Hey Corey? We have an issue here! The total number of promotions is 63, right? Then how come I keep getting 64?! See if you can figure it out!"
Me: "Oh. There are two 29's listed."
My Boss: "Now you mean to tell me, that you looked at that spreadsheet for 10 seconds and found the problem?!"
*takes sheet off my desk*
"You little bastard..."
1. Night swim in an 88 degree pool while drunk. 2. Go to the office to play catch up after a week of catastrophic server problems. 3. Cousins birthday party right after work. 4. Schedule my tattoo appointment. 5. Wish I was at Comic-Con.
The secret word is “pasta sauce.”
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Crazy couple days at work...
I’m letting loose tonight.
Of Montreal - Famine Affair “You...
The Amazing Spider-Man Trailer! I’m so excited. It looks fantastic.
Mountain Biking Aftermath
I was definitely not prepared for this. My boss was instructing me the whole way - making sure that I was handling the bike the right way. As we approached the first drop (about 5 minutes into the ride) we stopped and he talked me through it. The drop had a hard right turn and was covered with roots. I started to make the turn, saw a huge root, chickened out, cut the wheel WAY to hard and ate...
Going Mountain Biking with My Boss Tomorrow
He bought me a pair of riding gloves today along with a tire repair kit. After work he is going to take me to some trail near the office. I’m probably going to make an ass of myself.
Shhh…. I made a private post… Secret, secret.
I have been bitten by a spider.
Waiting for my super powers to kick in. Until then, I’ll deal with my big toe being numb. (Please don’t be a black widow bite.) EDIT: Feeling has returned to my toe. I still can’t climb up walls.
I wanna punch something.
Looks like [adult swim] will have some... →
But that’s what a DVR is for, right? (I’d rather watch Nick than the Family Guy repeats.)
Are you into hookahs? →
I know that I have advertised their site before, but I feel that it is necessary to do it again. hookah-shisha.com is the best. All I wanted to do was a order a small Egyptian hookah to bring with me on my vacation. Plus I wanted some other accessories, such as a new hose. After all was said and done, I was spending over $100. That meant I got another mini Egyptian hookah for FREE! There are...
Back from biking.
Bug spray really helped this time. No mosquito bites and only one tick. The sucker was climbing on my nose. The only problem is that I busted the bike tire on the bike - which I’m borrowing from my boss… He knew there was a leak in the tire, but I think I made it worse. I had to walk it home while all the little kids watched. I felt like a real jerk.
I just got back from mountain biking through the Pine Barrens. The mosquitoes are monstrous. They aren’t even the same breed of mosquitoes I normally get bitten by. I smacked one that was latched on to my arm and it looked like a gunshot wound. One bit my face and the bite mark is bigger than my thumb. My cheek actually feels numb from it. Moral of the story - use lots of bug spray. Now...
My Dad just told me he doesn’t like Batman or Spider-Man anymore. Now we’ve got a problem.
If you have it, add me!
I think I’ve got the hang of it. It has the potential to kick Facebook’s ass. I’m really happy with how they handled privacy. You have the ability to direct information to certain people in your “circles.” Let’s say I don’t want certain people knowing what I did last night, but I feel like it is necessary to say something about said night. Google+ lets...
Aww Hell Yeah!!!
Invited to Google+! (Now I just need to figure it out)
Designing a tattoo for a friend.
Pretty friggin’ sweet, I’d say!
It took three boat trips to get all the fireworks to the island. The firework show was amazing. There was a ton of desserts. The best one was a giant canoli filled with little canolis. The cute girl from last year was not there. Even if she was, I probably would not have bothered with her.
Please follow me on Twitter. →
Because I asked you so nicely.
4th of July Shindig Tonight!
I’m heading out to my Dad’s client’s 4th of July Party. Last year’s party was one of my top 5 things I did last summer. The host of the party is the owner of an ice cream company. The food is amazing, the location is bitchin’, and the fireworks show is better than some professional ones I have seen. They take their boats out to an island in the bay and fire them off...
And Chim Chim cheroo.
I don’t know how to reply to you Keith. I’m using a phone. But I’m glad you’re drinking too. Hip hip hooray!
That’s supposed to be an “a” not a “q”
I haven’t drunk posted on here in q while. That changes tonight. Here we go…
Chris Hansen Caught Cheating on his Wife →
What a dick.
The most unnecessary meal ever.
The Chegg has some pretty wacky stuff on their menu. Like the 6 egg omelet with everything in it. Or the Fat Chegg, which is a wrap filled with fries, chicken fingers, onion rings, jalapeno poppers, mozzarella sticks… Am I forgetting something? However, the late night menu is just crazy. I ate (only half) of a wrap with a burger inside it, topped with bacon, bbq sauce, cheese, and...