May 2011
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Pizza on the grill and homemade cannolis.
I’m gonna friggin’ sink to the bottom of my pool.
It’ll take more than 30 minutes to digest this.
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So many stupid people in the world... →
…Which is why this is so funny! A tumblr all about people who believe the news stories from The Onion.
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WatchSovereign.
This is why The Venture Bros. is so great.
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WatchKieran Vollard’s Sex Tips.
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“You know, girls see dollar signs.”
– My Mom, referring to my first paycheck.
I can write my name with my feet. I’m right-footed
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keithhinchman:
Tim and Eric - Sit on You
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Seriously?
My ex’s mom wants me to “add her” to Google Talk. This is the third (fourth?) time I denied the request.
Nothing personal. I just have nothing to say to her. Nor do I want to hear anything she has to say. I’ve finally have been able to break away from the shitty situation I was stuck in for the past couple years. You think I’m going to let myself get dragged back...
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My New Hobby.
My brother and I are no trail blazers. We are forming our own hiking trails in the Pine Barrens. Each day we make it a little bit further than the last. Or until I get too scared and demand to turn around.
There could be bears, coyotes, wolves, deer, etc. Though the biggest thing I need to worry about are the ticks.
They suck. Pun intended.
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Friday at Work
Last Friday was the first day I felt really comfortable at the office. I knew exactly what had to be done and I performed each task flawlessly.
The day began with my coffee. I never drank it because I didn’t feel it was necessary. But man, oh man - this stuff is great. I had a lot of coffee that Friday morning, and as a result, I felt like I was on top of the world. I don’t think I...
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. . .Sweet!
I got the house to myself!
Oh wait. . .
Maybe rapture took my family…
Sweet!
I got the house to myself!
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I have gained more followers NOT posting anything for a week, than I have when I do post stuff.
What’s wrong with you people?
(Thanks, guys).
My mom cooked something this morning that stunk so bad it woke me up.
I just hope my clothes don’t absorb the smell.
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And another thing. . .
I know this will sound like I’m blowing my own horn, being cocky, etc. Take it how you will.
I honestly forgot how smart I am. It’s amazing how I started to lose faith in my logic and critical thinking skills, just because I wasn’t using them. I’m realizing that I am still a quick learner with a fantastic memory.
I never really had to use my brain at my old job....
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My Personality Test.
As per my new job, I was required to take a legit personality test. It only took about 30 minutes, but it generated a 50 page report. The results were spot on. The purpose of the test was to show others in the workplace (mainly my boss), what to expect and how I like to be treated. Here are a few key points I’d like to share, lifted right from the report:
Usually has a positive sense of...
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J.G. Thirlwell X1 Krashi/Woozy. Music from The...
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My Ride Home
I’m stuck in bumper to bumper traffic with my iPod on shuffle. Then this song (from The Venture Bros.) starts playing. I felt an instant rush. Suddenly, I was in an action scene - the slowest car chase ever.
As I made my way through Allentown, I came upon a group of school children. There had to be nearly 20 of them. All the boys in the group were trying to get the cars to honk. So I...
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Cage the Elephant - Around My Head
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Know Your Voice Actors!!! →
If you’re like me, you’ll recognize most of these folks. There are a few surprises though.
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keithhinchman replied to your post:Who knew I still notes saved to my Facebook…
Deleted the facebook or the notes?
The notes. I can’t seem to rid myself of Facebook. Not yet anyway.
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