December 2011
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Happy New Year Everybody!!!
To my followers, I wish you all the best in the 2012. I hope that all your wildest dreams come true.  See you all in the new year.  Love,  Cor P.S. Lucky for you my phone is broken, so I can’t drunk tumblr tonight. But believe me, if I could I would. 
Dec 31st
“This mescaline is dope son. Let’s go kill a hooker.”
– Kirk Cameron (via taylorallenusa)
Dec 30th
Every time I go to upload a gif it automatically changes to the one of Gob doing his hundred pennies trick. That’s not such a bad thing - it just doesn’t go with the joke I was trying to make. 
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Hilarious Blood Diamond Outtakes: It’s almost that... →
taylorallenusa: It’s almost that time again! 12:05 pm! It happens everyday! It’s so weird!! Also, New Years is right around the corner! Here are my resolutions for this year! I will stop making the Inception noise when I have an orgasm. I will eat more salad. BACON SALAD! I’ll stop referring to people in… Hey guys, follow my buddy Taylor. That is a command. 
Dec 28th
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A gift to all my followers.
Follow me on Twitter. It’s what baby Jesus wants you to do. 
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Official "Legend of Zelda" Timeline Revealed -...
populationgo: Here is a timeline that goes more into depth of the Zelda timeline found in Hyrule Historia. [glitterberri] Alright so THIS is the real timeline. 
Dec 24th
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Christmas Eve 2011
Christmas Eve has been my favorite night of the year for as long as I can remember. I come from a fairly large family and it is the one night that we all get together to celebrate. When we were all little kids, the parents set up an elaborate plan every year in which we would always see Santa putting out our presents. For instance, some of the uncles would take us kids on a trip through the...
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Downloading my Facebook archive and then deactivating.  I am mentally envisioning a weight being lifted off my shoulders.  You know what this means, right guys? More time for tumblr! Seriously, I have my reasons for leaving Facebook. And (if I have the time) I will make all of them known. 
Dec 23rd
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http://www.juwannamann.com/ →
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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My 3 Piece Suit has arrived.
Time to get sexy. 
Dec 23rd
Good Golly.
I have a performance review tomorrow. I just spent the past hour jotting down my goals and ideas for the company.  I’m actually a little nervous about this. 
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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I'm going to deactivate Facebook.
More on this developing story on Friday. 
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Facebook Timeline...
I’m deleting whole fucking years from the thing. I can’t believe how sappy I used to be. I almost vomited sifting through my posts. Although I could blame that on this wicked hangover I’ve got.  Either way, I am having a real hard time not puking all over my keyboard. 
Dec 18th
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We introduced my Mom to Tyler the Creator.
After making her listen to the Teach me How to Dougie song and Tupac, my brother put on Tyler the Creator. I forget what song it was. The opening lyrics were about doing something bad to a lady’s butt. I made my brother turn it off. My Mom said it made her uncomfortable. 
Dec 18th
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Hey everybody!
I love martinis.
Dec 18th
Just how I wanted to spend my Friday night...
Passed out in my room. This is becoming a habit that I need to break. As soon as the weekend hits I go into extra lazy mode.  And every time I wake up from this slumber it feels like I awoke from a coma.  Get it together, man!
Dec 17th
To everybody I follow on tumblr
I don’t know the majority of you, but you all brighten up my day. I thank you for all the entertainment. And for wasting my time. I also thank you for not pissing me off like the people I actually do know over at Facebook.  Thank you, strangers. Thank you. 
Dec 15th
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WatchWatch
World’s Funniest Salesman. 
Dec 14th
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Physicists reveal compelling evidence for the "God... →
Be prepared for the discovery of your lifetime. The Higgs boson is (almost) here. 
Dec 14th
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Hey TF2 players! Australian Christmas is almost... →
And it looks like we are all gonna get some “Space Guns.”
Dec 14th
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Or maybe I should become a cat blogger since I just gained 5 followers in a matter of seconds all because of those posts.  Internet, you’re crazy. 
Dec 14th
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I’m not turning into a cat blog. Those gifs just needed to be posted. 
Dec 14th
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A significant portion of Mars could be friendly to... →
“One new study says the Red Planet has even more habitable space than Earth — albeit underground.”
Dec 13th
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mikerickson asked: If you met your parents when they were the same age you are now, would you get along with them?
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