February 2011
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Feb 1st
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Day 2 of my Green Tea Diet.
All the antioxidants are apparently really good for your complexion. And we all now I’ve got terrible complexion.  I’m not so much a fan of the taste. It kind of smells like feet. I’m adding three cap fulls of lemon juice which seems to help. And I do get to use my Dad’s Spider-Man mug. Yep. My Dad has a Spider-Man mug. I don’t have any mugs.  
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
January 2011
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Jan 31st
Ha! And looking at my tumblr, it seems I posted what were supposed to Facebook status updates. Aww shucks!
Jan 29th
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Well Hot Damn.
I traveled up north to my old stomping grounds last night. I met up with my cousin, Courtney, and my friends Ki, Ryan, Nancy, Tyler, and their buddy Marcus. The night started at Hook’s, a pretty sweet bar in Seaside. (Yeah, Jersey Shore’s Seaside.) After knocking back two Rum and Cokes, and a Malibu Bay Breeze (go on, make fun of me) we decided to go up to Asbury Park. We all met at...
Jan 29th
This is the best McDonald’s burger I have ever had.
Jan 29th
It’s fucking 12:15AM!? Get outta here…
Jan 29th
A little spontaneity.
Usually I always have a plan. I’m not really a fan of just doing things out of the blue. I like to have an agenda no matter what.  Except for tonight. I’m letting it all go. Seeing where the night will take me. This could be really good. Or it could get ugly. But it is sure to be fun either way. 
Jan 28th
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This friggin’ happened. 
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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“Dubstep. The latest and final genre of music. There is nothing else left for...”
– My good friend, Elliot H. 
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Tomorrow night I am letting loose. Nothing is gonna stop me. I am determined to have fun and go crazy and possibly wake up with a tooth missing. 
Jan 28th
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Damn. I want to hookah . . .
But I’m just too damn lazy. It’s such a chore setting that thing up. Cigarettes are like a one night stand. It’s quick and dirty and you might feel bad afterwards. Smoking a hookah is like a long-term relationship. It’s pain in the ass getting it started. Once you’re rolling, it’s all good and fun. But then you have to try to keep it hot. And when it’s all...
Jan 27th
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Oh Mom!
Mom: What do you do in your room all day?
Me: I dunno. Watch TV, go on the computer. . .
Mom: How can you go all day without leaving? Without human interaction?
Me: Man! All I need is a hot plate and I won't ever have to leave.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Plans fell through. . .
So now I’m gonna make aluminum foil armor with my brother. 
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Holy mother of god! More snow. 6 -10 inches. Son of a bitch. I was sick of this shit the first time it happened. I’m glad I don’t have work the next two days. 
Jan 25th
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I haven’t seen Avatar yet, but I imagine it’s just like this.  Blue Rabbits Fucking. 
Jan 25th
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USDA admits mass poisoning of millions of animals. →
Pretty gross right? Kind of makes you wonder what else the government is doing behind closed doors. 
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Really Mr. Apatow? I thought you'd be better than... →
Judd Apatow insults Ricky Gervais at the Producers Guild Awards. Hopefully I did enough “research” before posting this. Let us not forget what happened last time I talked about Ricky Gervais.  
Jan 25th
son of a bitch. where are my video posts?
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Top 20 Weirdest Zelda Characters →
One of the greatest video franchises of all time has some of the weirdest, crazy, and down-right creepy characters. 
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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I spent most of my day thinking about it. . .
Why should my blog be organized? Why do I need to conform to societal norms and post everything in a neat manner? Monday, this. Tuesday, that. No no no. I don’t want to do that. My brain isn’t that organized. So screw all that stuff I said yesterday. I wasn’t in the right state of mind. Just chalk it up to another one of my empty promises.  The New, New Car Smell. Just like the...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Can I get anything out of getting a Twitter...
Will it benefit me in anyway?
Jan 24th
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soulbots: peacefulcalamity: You kids wont get this one bit…. Oh how I miss it. Ahh, the good old days. Staying up late watching Space Ghost…
Jan 23rd
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Damn it.
All my buttons disappeared off my tumblr page. Don’t even tell me I have to find a new theme. I like this one. 
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Thanks to the magic of cable television I was able to see both The Dark Knight and the Tim Burton’s Batman today. The Joker falls at the end of both of them. Batman catches him in The Dark Knight. This is just a random piece of information and the only comparison I feel like making right now. 
Jan 23rd
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Ahhh. . .
For the entire day I wanted to create a picture. It literally was the only thing on my mind. And finally, at midnight I completed something I think has the potential to be awesome. 
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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