December 2010
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It's Pokemon Profile Month on Facebook.
I’m rockin’ Porygon this year. Porygon=Coreygon.
Fuck yeah.
enchantedoctopus asked: before i go can we have another fun day full of panorama pictures? oh and a classy christmas party =D
For whatever reason, I don't have an "ask" button. →
(It won’t show up on my blog. So click the link and ask me questions.)
You are all my court jesters. Entertain me.
November 2010
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WatchForget P90X. I’m gonna workout with Dr. Steve Brule.
I made myself a nice healthy lunch . . .
… and then chased it down with a homemade brownie the size of my hand.
Self control is something I still have trouble with.
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When I was in my high school marching band, I was forced to join the yahoo group. Since graduating I have been getting spam like this from the group. This has been going on for 5 years. I would do something about it, but I don’t remember my login information so that I can leave the group. Plus some of the spam is funny.
Oh lordy.
The plyometrics workout on P90X is ridiculous. I could barely finish it. Now it’s time for video games ‘til 4AM.
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Regarding the last two video posts.
I just couldn’t believe how awesome the end of Season 4 was. I just had to watch the end again. Too bad adultswim.com splits the scene into two parts.
Brock loves the Ventures more than Molotov. I’m touched.
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WatchVenture Bros Ending Part 1.
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WatchVenture Bros Ending Part 2.
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Another crazy dream.
This time I had a baby. I didn’t physically give birth. I’m not sure who did. I just suddenly was holding a little baby. I didn’t know where to put him, so I kept him in a huge dresser that was in a cave. Yep.
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R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen. →
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I just made the best sandwich.
Turkey, roast beef, jalapeño cheddar cheese, on 15 grain whole wheat bread, with wasabi mustard.
I can assure you that I am not a female.
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"Just trying my best to not fall into a routine."
Today I texted a friend of mine who I haven’t really spoken to over the past month or so. She asked me how my life has been, to which I replied, “Just trying my best to not fall into a routine.” It was after I sent this when I realized just how true it really is. Life would be so boring without the occasional adventure/misadventure thrown into the mix. But then came an epiphany....
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WatchI always try to think up good comebacks. Thank you Jon Glaser for this gem.
“Groom.”
I get home from work . . .
… and there are people in my house that I don’t know. So, I do what comes natural; Say, “Hi,” and immediately go to my room.
But, damn it. There are some good snacks down there. I think I saw a soft pretzel tray. I’m a bit torn right now.
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Well . . .
We went into the field twice tonight. The first time we didn’t even make it past the water tower when we heard howling. On our second trip out we came across an animal. It was on the other side of the valley and it just stared at us. It was most likely a fox though. Oh, and I was paranoid the entire time I was out there. It is my nature.
But I did end up buying one cool flashlight, one...
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Damn is it hard to talk to a camera. I don’t know why I had so much trouble. It will be up in a bit. Please excuse my awkwardness.
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Instead of writing about being chased by coyotes, I think I will make a video post about it. Yep, that’s right. For the first time ever I will be verbally speaking to all of you.
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I'm wondering why I feel a lump in my bed.
It’s ‘cause I put a machete under my mattress. I forgot I did that.
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Thanksgiving 2010
What can I say, I love my family and my cousins. It was nice to spend this holiday with them. I’ve probably mentioned it before, but this is my favorite time of the year. I love everything about Christmas and New Years and I just love being in the holiday spirit.
Too bad nobody is getting presents from me this year. I’m broke as hell …
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Thanksgiving!
The start of the holiday season. My favorite time of the year.
On a side note, it has taken me 23 years to realize that the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is kinda boring.
Long story - and I’ll elaborate on it later but, tonight me and my buddies got chased by coyotes. Yep.
Angelina Jolie is Boycotting Thanksgiving. →
Oh, Angelina. Am I the only one who thinks she is phony? And besides, Thanksgiving is the time where we reflect on what we are thankful for. I don’t think that, in this day and age, we are glorifying the murder of hundreds of thousands of Native Americans. Just my opinion …
One more crazy day of work . . .
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365 Days of Being Single
Feels pretty good. Best year of my life since senior year of high school. Seriously.
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One more thing I learned from last night's...
(Well, not so much the episode.)
I would enjoy drinking cocktails with Doc and Jackson.
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Warrior Dash! →
I am so doing this.
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Venture Bros Season Finale
No spoilers here, don’t worry.
I could not have asked for anything more. It was so beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful.
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Invention-Time
One of the more popular trends among hipsters is “The Mustache.” I can’t grow a proper mustache, so I shave every other day or so. The past couple times I have shaved, I have nicked the mustache area - pretty badly I must say, for I am still bleeding. Here is my invention - Mustache Band-Aids for shaving mishaps. There can be all different kinds. Even a line of Beard Band-Aids...
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My Super-Quick Look Back at Season 4 of The...
Wow. A lot has happened this season. And it seems like it has lasted forever. Well, in reality, it has lasted a while. The first official episode of season 4 aired on October 18, 2009. Over a year ago!!! Here is my look back at this very exciting season.
I was honestly hurt that Brock Samson gave up his bodyguard duties to fulfill his commit with S.P.H.I.N.X. (Which, correct me if I’m...
