May 2013
11 posts
I’m playing Civ 5 and listening to Shaggy songs. 
May 18th
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I haven’t really played TF2 in about a year (maybe more). I just finished a match as spy. I am literally trembling from the adrenaline rush. Should I be ashamed of that? Maybe. 
May 17th
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May 14th
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WatchWatch
thebluthcompany: First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4! Oh my god. 
May 13th
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May 8th
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Venture Bros.: The Story So Far - IGN Video →
soulbots: “Gary, of “The Atomic Comic Collection Connection”, tries to breathlessly sum up four seasons of the Venture Bros.” Important. I once tried summarizing this show to two of my friends. The problem? I was intoxicated. They just sat there with their mouths open while I rambled on for the better part of an hour about how incredible The Venture Bros. is.  This video does a much better...
May 7th
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May 5th
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Fuckin' Spoilers
Not everybody can/wants to see a movie the instant it comes out. But thanks to a former Facebook friend, I already know the plot of Iron Man 3.  Real cool. 
May 3rd
I liked superheroes before it was cool.
May 3rd
So I had to buy a belt...
Losing 20 lbs will do that to you. Plus, it was cheaper than buying all new pants.  (Yeah, that’s right. I’m bragging. So what?)
May 2nd
Created a new reddit account. Subscribed to about 40 subreddits in the last 15 minutes.  This time I’m doing it right. 
May 1st
whisperoftheshot replied to your post: I’m pretty sure I’ll end up deconstructing all my… i read this as desks at first, then realized it was magic, then thought itd be funny if you were going to deconstruct your decks as in porches or patios. Saturday rolls around and I just start unscrewing everything like a maniac… 
May 1st
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I’m pretty sure I’ll end up deconstructing all my decks this weekend. I’m way too OCD for this Magic shit. 
May 1st
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April 2013
27 posts
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Question of the day.
Can I pull off purple pants? So far the answer is no. But I’m willing to try god damn it!
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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I just mentally acted out what I would do during a...
A few things to take note of:  1. Mention that I’m crazy.  2. Break a beer bottle.  3. Mention that I’m crazy. Again. 
Apr 25th
I need to stop neglecting this tumblr. Prepare for a few queued post, everybody!
Apr 25th
The cutest fucking thing I've seen in awhile.
I’m driving through Princeton when I spot a mom and her 4 or 5 year old son on a tandem bike. Mom’s bike was normal size, while the boy’s bike was little kid size. He was pedaling his feet so fast.  It was heartwarming. I giggled like a little girl when I passed by them.
Apr 25th
I don’t really know what I’m doing in Dota. I played with bots to get the feel of the game. The notable bot names were Tobias, Gob, and Maeby.  Looks like we have some AD fans over at Valve. 
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Django Unchained was such a feel good movie. 
Apr 20th
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Everybody needs to play Surgeon Simulator 2013. It’s like QWOP only harder.  
Apr 20th
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If you think there was some government conspiracy behind this whole tragedy, I think you’re an idiot. 
Apr 20th
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There was just a guy outside throwing a knife at a tree stump. I’ll have the video when I get home.
Apr 18th
“Boston. Fucking horrible. I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was,...”
– Patton Oswalt (via deantrippe)
Apr 15th
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Bioshock Infinite
I’ve played a lot of video games. I’ve never played one this mind-blowing. For the last half hour I literally had my jaw dropped.  Bravo, Irrational Games. You’ve done something other developers can only dream of. 
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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/r/peeling I’m not to sure how I got there, or why I spent 5 minutes looking through posts. 
Apr 11th
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Apr 7th
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I'm about an hour away from getting my first...
Entering Zen Mode now.
Apr 6th
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This Saturday I’m manning up and doing the unthinkable. It’s time to join the club.  More details to follow. 
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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March 2013
31 posts
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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The plan is to play Cards Against Humanity with my parents and not have them think I’m too twisted. 
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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When was it established that today is a holiday? I’m the only person in the entire building.
Mar 29th
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Let me put it out there...
I hate people, who hate gay people. 
Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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Johnny Mac’s is the type of bar where guys are allowed to pee in the ladies room. They just don’t care.
Mar 23rd
Mar 22nd
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I’m learning how to solve a Rubik’s cube, since I have nothing better to do. But I keep fucking up towards the end. Then I get angry and question why I’m even doing this. And it’s because I have nothing better to do. 
Mar 20th
I’m about “this” close to demolishing my PC with a sledgehammer. 
Mar 19th
Tell me why Windows 8 crashed for like the 5th time. And why I’m currently resetting my system to it’s default settings. 
Mar 19th