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I told myself that I was not going to waste my time on the internet today.

Guess what I’m doing right now?

I’m playing Civ 5 and listening to Shaggy songs.

I haven’t really played TF2 in about a year (maybe more). I just finished a match as spy. I am literally trembling from the adrenaline rush. Should I be ashamed of that? Maybe.

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thebluthcompany:

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!

Oh my god.

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laughingsquid:

Dead Giveaway, Interview With Cleveland Hero Charles Ramsey Remixed by The Gregory Brothers

I get all my news from autotuned candid interviews.

Venture Bros.: The Story So Far - IGN Video

soulbots:

“Gary, of “The Atomic Comic Collection Connection”, tries to breathlessly sum up four seasons of the Venture Bros.”

Important.

I once tried summarizing this show to two of my friends. The problem? I was intoxicated. They just sat there with their mouths open while I rambled on for the better part of an hour about how incredible The Venture Bros. is.

This video does a much better job.

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Spending this Sunday cleaning out my closet.

While going through everything, I noticed a trend. It looks like I’m into color a lot more than I used to be. And to further support this argument, nearly everything I’m donating is black.

Fuckin’ Spoilers

Not everybody can/wants to see a movie the instant it comes out. But thanks to a former Facebook friend, I already know the plot of Iron Man 3.

Real cool.

I liked superheroes before it was cool.

So I had to buy a belt…

Losing 20 lbs will do that to you. Plus, it was cheaper than buying all new pants.

(Yeah, that’s right. I’m bragging. So what?)

Created a new reddit account. Subscribed to about 40 subreddits in the last 15 minutes.

This time I’m doing it right.

whisperoftheshot replied to your post: I’m pretty sure I’ll end up deconstructing all my…

i read this as desks at first, then realized it was magic, then thought itd be funny if you were going to deconstruct your decks as in porches or patios.

Saturday rolls around and I just start unscrewing everything like a maniac…